Now that's out of the way, let's get started. *Plays theme to real time*
Troller Wars: New rule, you cannot tell me to get a life if you don't have one of your own. My first video on youtube was trolled by a "guy" who went on about how I fail at life and referred to me with homosexual slurs. This coming form a "guy" who makes videos on youtube about wanting to rap about being a gender confused shemale who is sexually attracted to children, I wish I were joking. Do I even have to explain why that is stupid? It's as if Tom Hanks was called a freak by Tom Cruise! You know, there's a word for people like this...

And while we're at it-
Encyclopedia Dramatica Queenica: New rule, the Eynclopedia Dramatica needs to be disbanded. Now I know what you're thinking. "But Louis, I thought you were in favor of freedom of speech!" This isn't free speech, this is cheap speech from people who clearly need help. I could paint faces on my posterrior and that would be more intelligent than what these people are doing, I kid you not. If blindly insulting everyone you talk about and everyone who talks to you is your definition of freedom of speech, what's your strategy to win a debate? Throwing your own fecies at your opponent? Sorry, but the free market place of ideas is not for you Mr. Peepers.



Crap, I can't get that tune out of my head! It messed up my joke!






